i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.