One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Goodnight sugar queer
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck