Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.