real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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