i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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