how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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