he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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