i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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