Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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