How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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