So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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