the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
