I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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