What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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