People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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