How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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