how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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