I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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