i jhust puked up my retainher.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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