so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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