I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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