Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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