wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
