Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
