God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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