youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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