exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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