Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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