Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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