some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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