But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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