dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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