I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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