So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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