Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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