You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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