You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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