I puked a lego.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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