u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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