had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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