plz talk dirty to me
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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