So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Someone signed my nipple.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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