were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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