What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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