no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize