I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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