When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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