sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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