I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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