One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I party with great urgency now.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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