i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There's always time for handjobs
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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