What a fucking waste of an outfit
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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