your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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