Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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