there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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