1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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