he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
worst night to have a conscience
Less talking, more tequila
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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