fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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