Do you still have your period?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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