hotel room ftw
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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