How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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