normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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