i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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