I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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